COFFEE TABLE OF THE GODS (Craigslist)
Posted by wrjphoto on Oct 6, 2011 in BLOG | 0 commentsCoffee Table of the Gods
Date: 2011-07-21, 1:18AM CDT
This coffee table is perfect for someone with a cocaine habit or shooting a porno movie.
As you can see from the photo, the majestic beauty of this coffee table rivals earthly treasures such as: the color of the sky at sunset, the laughter of a small child, and infidelity.
Qualities of the table:
-Carpeted
-Mirrored
-The muthertrucker spins
-Doesn’t have any weird splotches under black lights
Due to the assumed large demand for this table, all inquirers will be subjected to a quiz to determine their level of badass-ity.
The price of the table is firm: $7.83, four cans of Chef Boyardee Beef Ravioli, and a framed photo of Betty White.
Location: Minneapolis